so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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