Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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