I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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