Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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