He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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