Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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