Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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