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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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