I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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