they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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