better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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