she was so not down for the gang bang
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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