I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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