i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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