so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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