I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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