she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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