i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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