No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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