ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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