Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
God, I missed his penis.
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