Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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