At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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