at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think your dad took our porno
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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