great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Randomize
