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(734): View more from Michigan

I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!

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(864): View more from South Carolina

so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.

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(619): View more from California

Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"

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(720): View more from Colorado

I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM

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(307): View more from Wyoming

yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....

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