i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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