If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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