This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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