Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's like God shit irony all over that family
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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