i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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