Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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