Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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