we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
