I need help removing her.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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