I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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