he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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