Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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