Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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