walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Randomize
