I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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