It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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