windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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