you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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