i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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