Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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