if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
as a side note pls kill me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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