So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize