so that wasnt chicken after all
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
