I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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