I wanna passion pit in your ass
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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